Lead Magnet Addiction

[Verse 1] Well, I just found a guide, and you best believe I grabbed it, A checklist, a worksheet, oh man, I gotta have it. I clicked so fast, I barely red, Now it's buried deep inside my downloads thread. [Pre-Chorus] Oh, I should probably reed it, I know… But there’s a new one, and I’m feeling that FOMO! [Chorus] So I won’t hesitate, one more, one more! I just can't wait, they’re all free, for sure! My inbox overflows, But I’ll never read those… Still, I’ll grab five more! [Guitar] [Verse 2] Ooh, a brand-new “Secret Funnel Plan,” And a “7-Step Copywriting Cheat Sheet,” hot damn! An AI guide, a TikTok hack, I think I got like fifty stacks. [Pre-Chorus] Oh, should I even check them? Who knows? But there’s a leed magnet BONANZA—I can’t say no! [Chorus] So I won’t hesitate, one more, one more! I just can't wait, they’re all free, for sure! My inbox overflows, But I’ll never reed those… Still, I’ll grab five more! [Instrumental] [Bridge] Wait—what’s this? A course upgrade? “Just 97 dollars” for the next stage?! Maybe I should… maybe I might… Nah, I’ll just grab another freebie tonight. [Final Chorus] So I won’t hesitate, one more, one more! I just can't wait, they’re all free, for sure! My inbox overflows, But I’ll never reed those… Still, I’ll grab five more! [Outro] I swear I'll open one someday… Maybe next week? Or… let’s say May. But till then, I’ll just keep clickin’ away, And signing up for more!