About The Funnel Junkies

The Funnel Junkies make music for the ClickFunnels community: launch-week anthems, marketing memes, and songs that tell the truth about building under pressure.

Crossing the Stage started as a strange, specific idea: make a record that feels like the funnel-hacker journey in your body. The fear before you hit publish. The hype when it finally moves. The dashboard-refresh doom loop. The first big win. The Two Comma Club daydream.

The project is AI-assisted, but it is not random. Every track is anchored in lived moments the community recognizes: the late-night rewrite, the offer-stack spiral, the webinar heartbreak, the quiet “one funnel away” clarity that shows up right when you were about to quit.

If you have ever built a funnel that should have worked… and then built another one anyway, you are one of us.

One-Liners

• The soundtrack to every funnel-hacker’s journey.
• Marketing pain, converted into hooks.
• If your funnel flopped, press play.