Shiny Object Syndrome

[Verse 1] Can’t stop, my brain is always racin’, New trend, new hack—can’t stop chasin’! Guru said I need a fresh direction, Guess I’ll blow my stack on ads and tech stacks. Oh wait, there’s a crypto course— Swiped my card, now I’m full force. N F Ts, D T C, coaching biz— What was I doin’? Oh shoot, I missed! [Pre-Chorus] Hold up—wasn’t I launching soon? Oh right, but I need a new logo too! New brand, new font, new vibe, new trend— Screw last week, man, I’ll start again! [Chorus] Shiny Object Syndrome—here we go! New idea? Take my dough! Shiny Object Syndrome—can’t commit! Ten new projects, none legit! [Verse 2] ClickFunnels? No, I’m tryin’ Kajabi! Wait, maybe WordPress—damn, where’s my coffee? Automation? Yeah, that’s the key! Someone said AI’s replacin’ me?! Brand new webinar, but I need a niche, Gotta find a guru, gotta pay the fee. High-ticket offer? Wait, what’s sass? Oh man, should I start a podcast?! [Pre-Chorus] Hold up, where did my day just go? Oh right, I was stuck in a YouTube hole. New scheme, new dream, new plan, new path— All excitement, zero math! [Chorus] Shiny Object Syndrome—here we go! New idea? Take my dough! Shiny Object Syndrome—can’t commit! Ten new projects, none legit! [Bridge] Wait—focus. Stick to one thing… Oh crap, someone just DM’d me a coaching link! [Verse 3] Wait, maybe I should go all in, Forget the trends and finally win? Nah, screw it, I’ll chase the wave, Gotta pivot fast or end up late! Real estate? Maybe stocks? How ‘bout an Amazon F B A shop? Maybe dropshipping? Wait, what’s TikTok? Oh man, I should launch a doc! [Final Chorus] Shiny Object Syndrome—here we go! New idea? Take my dough! Shiny Object Syndrome—never ends! I’ll start my funnel… next weekend! [Outro] Oooooh, wait… should I write a book? Wait, hold up—crypto’s back! Oh damn, just got a webinar invite… Wait, where was I again? [music] New business idea, let’s gooooooo!